OLSEN TWINS GONE WILD!

Aaaak! OMG, my eyes hurt!

What the hell?

Talk about shock value... like the only thing worse would be Miley Cyrus dressed up like Elvira in patent leather & spiky, clear heels! Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen still recall memories of sweetheart tots running around the set of Full House! Besides, they still air re-runs on Nick @ Nite. I wonder what Bob Saggot has to say about this! Wait. Am I late on the upshot again? Aye, I don't keep up with type of 'ish; saw this photo floating around the Internet the other day.

NO ONE REALLY CARES, BUT...

Blond twins are proverbially pigeon-holed; typecast for the Hugh Hefner lifestyle as if it's their dirty destiny when and if all else fails. Perhaps. However, it's stereotypical. Still, seems everybody secretly flipped a coin on this one. Especially, dirty old men & adult entertainment industry execs who've been waiting, drooling; counting down their 18th birthday.

Flip.

A to B-list actresses [slash] Vogue models OR newsworthy, celebrity drama queens [slash] centerfold models churned in and spit out of the young Hollywood's party blender as television industry byproducts? Well, nice PhotoShop but...

IT'S A FAKE.

PIMP MY RIDE: ARAB $$$

Oh, snap! Took photo of this candy coated Avalanche parked on the side of Broad Street in Richmond. Dripping with feminine flair; this big boy obviously belongs to a girl who's got her own! Sweet...

Mercedes-Benz is at it again! Hmm. Terminator II meets Transformers? What if the cyborg dude turned into a car? Tada! Let's call it Silver Bullet. Actually, that'll never work. T-1000 was metal and this Benz frame is made up of not metal, or silver, but white gold! However, it'll probably turn up in Jay Leno's garage or better yet in another action movie. Look out!OK. Blind the whole block why don't you! This here Benz is no doubt the blingiest ride in the entire world. I don't really like using this term but this is sum pimp 'ish. Damn. The proud owner of this diamond-studded beauty is Saudi Arabian Prince Al-Waleed. Hmm. Picture him rolling down Rhodeo. Get it Waleed! Haaaaay! Lol. That car is hott! In more ways than one. You have better be royalty (with a packing army mind you) to get away with this much blingage!